If you want to be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.

Ok, maybe not so much get with them get with them. But definitely love and accept them as your own. Because they’re my people. An extension of me. They’ve seen the struggles and the celebrations and everything in between.

We’ve been talking about you for years, greatly anticipating your arrival. Hoping you bring something to our table that blows us away. Something we didn’t even know we needed. We’ve wondered if you’ll fit in with the other significant others that will eventually enter the fray of our friendship. We’ve hoped that you have a dog.

So if you dare to stand a chance with me, you must get with my friends. And know all the lyrics to Wannabe.

ever yours,

 Wife Spice