Never will I ever…

…go sky diving…

…wrestle an alligator…

…be 120lbs…

…pierce my bellybutton…

…play baseball and be good at it…

…be a super model…

…do a triathlon…

…stop choosing to be happy everyday…

…go streaking…

…have an affair…

…hate someone for no legitimate reason…

…be Miss America…

…give up on doing what I love to do…

…stop liking sports…

…dumb myself down to attract men…

…get a tattoo on my face…

…be someone’s doormat…

…say ‘I Love You’ and not mean it…

…and I wouldn’t have it any other way!

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